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http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-07-22/nsw-ambulance-therapy-dogs-help-reduce-staff-stress/1002278...

Love Dogs ❤

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From the internet (not my dog)

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Doggie hot water bottle covers

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 Muldoon lived alone in the
 Irish countryside with only
 a pet dog for company.  One
 day the dog died, and
 Muldoon went to the parish
 priest and asked,  'Father,
 my dog is dead. Could ya' 
 be sayin’ a mass for the
 poor  creature?'

 Father  Patrick replied,
 'I'm afraid not.  We cannot
 have services for an animal
 in the church.  But there
 are some Baptists down the
 lane, and there's no 
 tellin' what they believe.
 Maybe they'll do something 
 for the creature.'

 Muldoon said, 'I'll go 
 right away Father.  Do ya'
 think $5,000 is enough to 
 donate to them for the 
 service?'

 Father Patrick exclaimed, 
'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus!
 Why didn't ya’ tell me the
 dog was Catholic?

[Determined]

I'm missing my boy at the moment.

He is visiting mum while the house is on the market because he is not a fan of having strangers wandering around his yard. Don't want to risk anyone getting a bite. 

Dropped some bird aviaries over to mums yesterday and he went mad when he saw me. Felt sad hearing him cry as I left him behind. Horrible wail it was. 

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Poor fellow @Determined, our little Miss was so happy when we picked her up from the kennels. I think she had been fretting as is a bit thin but has tucked into her food now she is home.

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Have you heard about the new dog cross-breeds? Dogster’s Watch Dog issued this list. The breeds are not exactly AKC approved, but I think that’s a good thing, don’t you?

They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso.The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.

They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever. The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.

They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.

They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound. The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed is a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer. The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by….oh, well, it doesn’t really matter.

They crossed a Collie and a Malamute. The new breed is a Commute, a dog that travels to work.

They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier. The new breed is a Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end.

They crossed a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu. The new breed is a uhh, I’ll get back to you on that…