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It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.-Lucille Ball

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.-Joan Crawford

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.-Unknown

I love you and it’s getting worse.-Joseph E. Morris

Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.-Mae West

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To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.-Oscar Wilde

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.-Woody Allen

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.-Charles Schulz

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?-Jean Illsley Clarke

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.-Rita Rudner

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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.-Pearl Bailey

Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.-Franklin P. Jones

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.-G.K. Chesterton

To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.
-Jarod Kintz

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Thanks @Maggie Very good.

I love it.

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Sending kind thoughts your way @Adge 💕💕💕

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[Sophia1]

love this one 

Sophia 💛

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