Funny Quotes & Jokes - Fun Stuff

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Hi @Meowmy Here are some new funny quotes (& pictures) you might like.

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[Denv12]

I'll add one. Did you hear about the couple who couldnt tell the difference between vaseline and window sealer? All their windows fell out.

Have a great day everyone.

[Shaz51]

@Denv12 

[greenpea]

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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

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Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.